imjust-a-girl:

imjust-a-girl:

i asked two different guys to my formal thinking they’d both say no but they both enthusiastically said yes and now they both think they’re going with me, this is literally the first thing on my list of “things that were never going to happen to me” and I’m just not equipped with how to handle this

i handled it. they’re fighting to the death tomorrow

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

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sorry:

when a plan sounds good in your head:

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but then you try it out in real life:

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jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

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ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

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novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

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religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

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dani5notonfire:

let’s play a game called guess which youtuber is going to fuck up next

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