izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

(via crunchier)

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

(via gnarly)

  • Friend: *sneezes*
  • Me: Bless you
  • Friend: *sneezes five more times*
  • Me: chill

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

(via peeewdie)

,,

you’re a dick, I love you, but you’re still a dick

things my friend angus says (via cramp)

(via cramp)

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun, via cramp)

gooutfighting:

if you say you don’t know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying

(Source: moistbottom, via crunchier)

sweatlikekeith:

you ever wanna take a pic

but like the camera like “damn shawty not today” 

(via gnarly)