How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
As upset and as angry as I am, I still miss you.
Do you know how fucking pathetic that makes me feel?
Let go of relationships that do not serve you. That means negative people, dishonest people, people who don’t respect you, people who are overly critical and relationships that prevent you from growing. You can’t grow as a person, if you don’t have people in your life who want to grow with you.
PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES
Some are dark skinned
Some are light skinned
Some are big and some are small
Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there
But no matter what
If you put them together
And blend them up
They taste pretty darn good
I’m getting you professional help.
- Friend: *sneezes*
- Me: Bless you
- Friend: *sneezes five more times*
- Me: chill
be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.
you’re a dick, I love you, but you’re still a dick
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
if you say you don’t know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying